deal breakers

deal breakers:

1) referring to himself in the third person (someone named joe saying 'joe doesnt like chick flicks')
2) gnarly teeth (excessively yellow, fangs, gold, missing - or any combination thereof)
3) plucked eyebrows (if they are thinner or have a cleaner arch then me - it's a no go)
4) using 'your' and 'you're' interchangeably (if it's an accident, sure i understand - but thinking it's one word is NOT ok)
5) needs a babysitter (you're an adult - go, talk, mingle - im not going to hand hold the entire night)
6) weak handshake (this is a personal pet peeve, if your handshake is like a dead fish in your hand - clammy, with no movement - yuck)
7) using facial hair as artwork (no need for shapes, intricate designs, sentences, mission statements)
8) being a girly man (sure, i like it when guys are sensitive sometimes, but if you cry more than i do or have more candles than me - game over)
9) forgetting my birthday (it's one day a year, and doesn't change - it's manageable)
10) and the end all be all - if it is dark, and i am alone - you are walking me to my car, end of story.

The nights are so lonely and the days pass me by
True love has faded, left me behind
So we'll just move along and stop wasting time
It's over all over now