girl talk

cat fights. ive never been in one, but have secretly always wanted to participate. is that strange? so yesterday, after a long day of beach bike riding (a full 30 minutes)...we were having 'girl-talk'...about the possibility of being in a fight in the near future because someone may want to 'mess me up'...anyways, that's an entirely different story...so it turns out that they all have wanted to be in a cat fight. im not the only one! and since none of us ever has, but has always wanted to, we decided that we are going to instigate a fight, and all participate. a rough sketch of the plan of action:

1) go to a club (or some other place where there is a plethora of annoying girls)
2) dress in clothes that could double as weapons - ie. stiletto heals, pointy earrings.
3) hone in on a girl that looks like she will fight back (someone with crunchy hair (lots of gel), or with black lip liner)
4) this girl should not be with a lot of friends that look like they 'have her back'
5) instigate by either hitting on her boyfriend, or saying that she looks 'fat in those jeans'

if i am seen with a black eye or a chunk of hair missing in the near future, you will know why.

"would you dance if I asked you to dance?
would you run and never look back?
would you cry if you saw me crying?"