setting the record straight...

so i know the only people that read all of this nonsense is me, and the two others that i force to read it by torturing them with interrogation style quizzes at the end of the day about what i wrote about (complete with the bright light shining in their eyes, and the denial of beverages)...but i thought i would take this opportunity to lay some vicious rumors to rest...(though i am a firm believer in sentiment 'there is no such thing as bad publicity' =)

1) i do not have hair extensions (yes, my hair was once curly, and now it is straight - get over it)..it's real.

2) i do not partake, in the, ahem, mary jane (i am actually allergic) - i do sometimes have the attention span of a 3 year old child that someone is jiggling keys in front of, but believe me, that's just my normal A.D.D. self - no supplements involved whatsoever...well, except for the occasional insanely strong breath freshening strip - which i am positive has fried a few brain cells with its freshening power.

3) apparently the infamous story involving freshman year at berkeley, the pants-ing, and it being COLD has circulated beyond the parties involved, and yes, i am 'the roommate'

4) yes, i am the best beach bike rider in the world, and will take out anybody that crosses my path - including senior citizens, men with dreadlocks, low riding gangstas, and small helpless children (wait a minute, i think CQ has got that last one covered...)

5) my jokes are friggin hilarious. stop with the weird looks, and awkward silences. we all know that you are laughing on the inside, don't front.

this has been a public service announcement.

"spend all your time waiting for that second chance
for a break that would make it okay
there's always one reason to feel not good enough
and it's hard at the end of the day
i need some distraction, oh beautiful release
memory seeps from my veins
let me be empty, and weightless and maybe
i'll find some peace tonight..."